Κυριακή, 11 Δεκεμβρίου 2011

MY Old school nintendo ( DHMOTIKO)

Dhmotiko! 
Vromiko, skotino, kai arwsto!!! just hate it . Apo pou na xekinisw? As kanoume enan sexistiko diaxorismo.As xekinisw prwta apo ta agoria. Kamena, xoris endixi veltiosis kath'olh thn diarkia twn 6 xronwn tou dimotikou, pada na paizoun me kartes yu-gi-oh ,kai pokemon !
(kala ton teleuteo xrono mporw na pw oti  paratirisa mia alagh :arxisan na kanoun asteia me sexualika iponoumena kai gelousan mona tous olo to dialima, edaxh giati oxi )
Mia alh tous asxolia htan na paizoun sinexos podosfairo ta dialimata ,ME KAPAKI APO BOUKALI!!!
okay as mhn ta rixnoume ola stous egefalika katestramenous mathites eixame kai xalia kathigitiliki (apagorevotan to podosfero ta dialimata so.... ta paidia epaizan krifa me kapakia)
ala auto einai kati pou tha tekmioriwsw sto telos!
Sunexos ilithies kodres me ta koritsia 
i apla ilithies kodres metaxi tous (to xilo pou epaizan ta agoria sto dimotiko
pada mou xarize authones stigmes geliou kai xaras ,
haha mwre ta sporia
kokkinizan apo to zori tous na katsoun ena bouketo )
Moda ta mixanika molivia gia ta agoria...opws exoun ta likiopeda ta mixanakia kai ta amaxia
sto dimotiko gia na eisai cool apla pare ena mixaniko molivi  me mites 0.5 apo autes pou exoun enan 
pigouino panw? enan kikno ? kati tetio! 
ahahah akoma thimamai atakes " Ta koritsia einai xaza den xeroun apo mixanika molivia"
Ala dax san parea pada ta agoria ta ektimousa pio polu apo ta koritsia
einai 2-3 malakies pou kanane pada (pera apo thn elipsh sevasmou pou exoun gia kathe 
atomo pou tous apefthinei ton logo),opote den exw pola pragmata na kraxw


Pame sta koritsia 

Mikra ,apesia gemato zilia kai kakia , plasmatakia voutigmena se ena pseftiko siropi glikititas 
opou pada sou xamogelane kai mesa sto gemato glitter mialo tous tha skeutode skeutode " pws tha afanisw apo auton ton kosmo  pou mou anikei thn simathitria mou pou dinete unisex " (nai egw imoun auth pou dinotan unisex) .

SIXAMENA PLASMATA
oso ipsos sas lipei tosh kakia sas perisevei :@
i mises thn idate vougiouklaki na oume
kai kathe dialima vgenate ekso kai mas ta prizate
me skines apo to " karotseri " apo to " to agori mou eina mourlia einai trela riko riko rikoko"
"niaou vre gatoula"  "i to alo me ta nautakia" " kai to alo me ton pipi " (Opou h vougiouklaki mas parousiazei transexual sexualikes protimiseis hmm)(profanos kai den thimamai titlous
kai oute exw thn orexi na tous googlarw gia auto epinoisa merikous.(Ostoso axizei na simiwsw pws kathe 
fora pou lamvana meros se tetiou idous theatrika paixnidia pou kaname ta dialimata 
me evazan na kanw i ton prigipa h tin kakia :@ KARIOLES)
Kathe fora ths apokries oles dinosastan prigipises 
diladi borw na pw oti eixe katadisei emetiko...(otan egw dinomoun indiana kai me apokalousate tzigana ,ilithies EXW ONOMA KAI ME LENE POKAHONDAS GAMW TO SPITI SOU).

Oxi edaxi den  lew...argotera sthn 5h, kai 6h dimotikou kanate  thn epanastash sas ,
tis apokries dithikate sexy astinomikines , cowgirls, magises kai ta lipa...
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Transformation : from a princess to a common slut
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E.....edaxi
Apories?

Episis pera apo ta mini theatrika pou diorganonan oi psonares gia na tis koitame...
otan den htan arketa ikanopiimenes apo thn prosoxh pou phran mesa sthn hmera evazan ta klamata
gia opiondipote logo etsi oste na strafoun oloi panw apo to kefali ths X psonaras kai na thn parigoroun ,
na tis dinoun tzaba lacta kai na  tis kanoun koplimeda gia to poso wraia einai.
Oi logoi pou tha borouse h X psonara na valei ta klamata einai oi eksis : 
  • h mama den eftiakse zele fraoula xthes eftiaxe zele banana
  • h elenh phre ton protagonistiko rolo pou exw  PADA sto mini theatriko kai egw pira deftero rolo thn misw!!!
  • exasa to album me ta autokolita kai twra i Zaxarenia exei pio pola apo emena
  • APLA KLEW AFISTE ME!
Nai to vrhkes swste paidagwge!
To paidi tha to voulwsei kai tha stamathsei na kanei 
san isteriko an to peis oti :
  •  H mama to agapaei kai oti akoma kai an doulevei olh mera san to skili gia na min tou lipsei tou boulikou tipota,tha tou kanei alo zele me geush fraoula etsi epidi to splaxno ths einai mia stala kakomathimeno
  • Thn epomenh fora tha epemveis esu ( @paidagwgos ) kai tha frodiseis na min parei kaneis thn thesh tou axiolatreftou malakismenou (etsi epidi eipame einai mono mia stala kakomathimeno)
  • Tha pareis 10 autokolita apo ola ta koritsia ths taksis epidi to lew egw... xestikame an ta ala koritsia stenaxorithoun... tha xanaftiaxeis to album sou kai tha exeis pio pola apo oles :D (bravo swste paidagoge)
  • kane ton karagiozh mexri na gelasei kai pes ths poso omorfh einai kai poso sthn kardia ths tin exeis


Agenestata emvria!  sas exoun mathei oti o diaforetikos einai kakos opote ton soutarete
pada thimamai ta dimotikakia  anexartita apo to filo tous den eixan mathei na sevode thn emfanish tou alou, kai ton xtipousan aneleita ekei akoma kai gia thn dikh tous plaka... Merikoi den eixan kan onoma...htan o " xodros" " o moustakalis " o gialakias " " to siderofraxto" (gia ta siderakia) 
"o kodos - i kodh " " to agorokoritso "
" o gay " (opios eixe lepth fonh)
Kathos kai oi mimiseis pou ekanan gia na koroidepsoun ola ta parapanw atoma pou  anefera , kai akoma xirotera atoma me idikes anages opws sindromos down
anapiries , ktlp.
nai akoma kai twra pisteuw oti an sinadousa kapion-kapia apo tous prwin simathites mou xalara
tha thn moutzouna
(ta pio apaisia mou xronia ta perasa ekei kai sto gumnasio)



Daskaloi kai daskales

Aporw an odws I FIMH : "Oloi oi daskaloi-kathigites pernane apo 
psixologika test" alithevei...
Nai file eisai dhmosios ipalilos, den se plironei o kathe goneas xehorista gia to skasmeno tou,
ala ofileis na kaneis swsth diapedagogish...
Den mionoume OUTE XAIDEVOUME AUTAKIA.
Exeis na kaneis me anthrwpines psixes vlito... oxi me maroulia kai laxanakia vrikselwn..
Ta pio aneksitila tou xronia mazi sou tha ta faei... frodise na figei me  arxidia kai oxi xoris i esto ipotithemena arxidia.!
Esu kuria Maria molis kataferes na valeis tin pio kodh fousta pou eixe valei ali daskala  se auto to sxolio 
kai meta milame gia ta kaka protipa twn paidiwn otan esu eisai ena apo ta xirotera , kai vevea paraxenevomaste otan ta koritsia metatrepode se efives tsoules. E  nai eprepe na anatrexoume sta paidika tous xronia kai na thimithoume thn kiria Anna 

thn kiria Sofia 
kai thn kiria Ksenia



Epevale sovarous kanones sto sxolio oxi ilithious kanones 
etsi oste na kokorevese se ala  dimotika oti exeis pitharximeno sxolio, (nai etimothanate dieuthidi pou den exeis parei akoma sidaxi se esena milaw ) , skepsou kati pou tha kaliterepsei thn diapedagwgish twn paidiwn , tous tropous tous , kai thn asfalia tous, auta xrisimevoun .... giati toulaxiston sto diko mou sxoleio oi kanones htan " apagorevode oi xlapatses kai h adalagh autokolitwn metaxi koritsiwn...kai oxi ...gia osous anarotioude den kanw plaka ..AUTOI HTAN I VASIKOI KANONES....

epita...to prwi trwte toulaxiston ena 20lepto mexri na akoustei i apoliti isixia gia na proseuxithite...
kai me tin doudouka xipnate kai ton ipolipo kosmo pou isws den xipnaei thn idia wra me esas
kai ta kakomathimena sas...
thimamai epoxes exetasewn proths gimnasiou opou evelpistousa ta prwina tha vgalw  sto krevati mou na me xipnaei auto : 

1-2
1-2
FOU FOU 
ME AKOUTE?
1-2
1-2
ISIXIA!!!
O ENAS PISW APO TON ALO (to leei gia kamia dekapedaria fores mexri na dei oti oloi einai me mathimatikh akrivia pisw apo ton alo)
(^araxe psile dimotiko exeis oxi stratopedo^)
ANAPSAUSH - PROSOXH(X15)
ISIXIAAAA 
(kamia fora akougete kai ena SKASTE giati eipame panw apo ola epikratei swsth diapedagwgish)
kai meta apo 150 wres pou tha epivaleis sta 6xrona na akousoun esena na proseuxese
tha tous peis na pane epitelous sta stratopeda ekteleshs tous
oops sugnwmh sta tmimata tous!


AXRISTOI OLOI SAS.san ta moutra sas mas kanate :D




Τρίτη, 6 Δεκεμβρίου 2011

Vrikolakes ths elladas

Agapitoi gothades nai eseis pou diavazete auth edw thn anartish
 lupamai ilikrina pou tha sas xalasw to skotino onoiro pou plimirize ths kardies sas emmmm ME ALA SKOTINA ONOIRA…

Ala den uparxoun vrikolakes….
Oxi…..
Den uparxoun…Oute o kouklos apo thn tainia pou spammarei aneleita to super katerina se ola ta efiva koritsakia pou  me to zori ta afinoun oi goneis tous na valoun ena lip gloss sto xrwma tou nerou…telospadwn polilogw mou fenete…
Autos o kouklos  nai den uparxei kai den tha iparksei pote
1)      Giati (xonepse to!!!) den uparxoun vampire
2)      DEN UPARXOUN SWSTOI GOMENOI GEGE?
Kai efoson den tha vrethei kanenas Edward pataton na se kanei esena vampire
APODEXOU TO GEGONOS OTI OSO KAI AN TO PROSPATHEIS STILISTIKA DEN THA GINEIS FILE MOU

Vale osous fakous thes
vale oso  sova  se xroma blanco thes
vale osa pseutika dontakia thes..
den kanoun ta rasa ton papa ,o papas kanei ta rasa end of story!!

AKOMA KAI AN DINESE SAN NA VGIKES APO MESEONA (apokalodas to stil sou viktoriano)emena mou thimizeis tis stoles prigipisas pou forousa sto dimotiko tis apokries(prigipisa–magisa)den xerw emena auto to veloute auto mou thimizei … o xartopolemos lipi kai to ska sou sou!



 nomizw pws nai, oi diafores einai elaxistes !


A kai me tis fotografies  sou sto facebook
Tha prepei na niwtheis kai polu vampire otan tis travas  

ala to asteio einai oti se emas dixneis kapws etsi

Episis agapite gotha /agapith gothou…auto pou esi ipostirizeis me toso pathos den einai tipota paramono I diadikomodish tou vampirismou.

Simfwna me artrha pou exw diavasei stis palies epoxes ipirxe mia asthenia opou o anthrwpos eixe ontos evesthith  epidermida sthn ekthesi tou iliou,kai gia kapious logous anagazoudosan na pinoun mia mikrh posotita aimatos apo zwa(ta gnwsta iatrosofia tis epoxhs)…(sthn poria akoustike kiolas kati to opio den pistevw ala eprepe oi gothades na valoun mia dikh tous pinelia sthn istoria oti pinoun kai anthrwpino aima an xriastei).
Vevea autes oi piges den xerw kata poso einai sigouro oti isxioun ala sigoura mou akougete pio pistiko apo to na eisai ena vampire pou ton elefthero xrono perpataei sto tavani kai kanei kavgadakia me likanthropous.Nai  kai an odos itan toso isxira  nomizw pws tha mas ixan gamisei ta pada ola kai den tha krivodousan san dila plasmatakia mias kai ine  immortals.

Kai mhn akousw malakies gia Komh Dracula kai Elizabeth Bathory  oi kai kala gnostoi ematodipasmenoi vrikolakes . Htan apla 2 atoma pou perasan mia diskoli efivia. O enas ekove apla kefalia kai ta paloukwne exw apo to spitaki tou gia diakosmish.Kai h alh ston eleuthero ths xrono meta ton thanato tou  adra ths eperne meros se teletes mauris magias..AKOUSATE POUTHENA GIA AIMA ? hmmm how about no ?Apla oi spooky tales tou super katerina eprepe kapws na alaxei ta gegonota gia na fanoun pio tromaxtika  gia na poulisei..ostoso eginan toso tromaxtika pou apo oso thimamai sto dimotiko ekei pou ta evgaze se kathe teuxos sto gimnasio ta katargisane