Κυριακή 1 Ιανουαρίου 2012

Ta fwta tou telous

Berdemena sunaisthimata.
Kati kourastiko kai epodino molis teleiwse, ala isws h exadlish pou mou dhmiourgise den me afinei pia gia tipota na niwsw enthousiasmo (kala isws gia ta rouxa sto ebay kai gia to taxidaki pou ekana athina), kai oso pernaei o kairos to gegonos oti paratirw ta sfalmata mou me kanei na apogoiteuomai. H epilogh pou eixa kanei , h apofash mou na zw pethenodas htan oti pio pathetic kai mizero exw kanei se auta ta 18 xronia pou zw kai anapnew.Isws an girize o xronos xana pisw na min ta elega auta...isws epidi den vionw pia autes tis katastaseis mou fenode gelies kai anousies, ala to thema einai oti pragmatika me eixan ligisei. Den eimai ikanopoihmenh me ton eauto mou... tha protimousa na mh me ligize tipota.kamia fora thewrw protimotero kiolas na  mhn eixa sinaisthimata na eixa apla axies mesa mou ...oi axies se enan anthrwpo einai to pan. Makari h kardia mou na htan apo sidero kai na mhn me akoubouse tipota sinaisthimatika TIPOTA.
Oso asxhmo kai an akougete......oloi autoi pou ferode poustika kamia fora arxizw na pistevw PWS DEN NIWTHOUN PONO , kai akoma kai an gia auto ton logo tous zilevw...den  xerw an tha ginomoun san autous.


Epaggelmaties pseutes:

Kanoun sigekrimena atoma parea (asinidith - sinidith epilogh thimatwn  )
kai se auta ta sigekrimena atoma lene ametrita aisxra psemata gia tous idious tous  tous eautous prospathodas na dhmiourgisoun TO TELEIO IMAGE ston koinoniko tous perigiro. Oi tupades autoi POLU KALA PERNANE nomizw....vriskode se mia parea gemato eukolodouleuta atoma pou tous thaumazoun GIA AUTO POU DEN EINAI, me apotelesma mia autopepithish 10' me arista to 10.


Ohhhh come on kai egw thelw tetia autopepithish :)


Astamatitoi simferodologoi
n 
ok ta paidia thn  douleia tous kanoun kai feugoun ti kalitero?Xaris esena i emena i ton filo sou apoktoun oti theloun /,mathenun oti theloun eukola kai grhgora.To mono pou kanoun einai na to paizoun panagitses xoris na apokaliptoun ta kinitra tous.


ipoula fidia
Apo ekei pou ola pane kala, pou nomizeis oti boreis na akoubiseis kapou se afinei na peseis, kai otan peseis oxi apla den tha se sikwsei ala tha gelasei mazi sou.Den xerw i ikanotita tous na kinoude me tosh kakia me kanei na pistevw pws den exoun ponesei pote tous kai oute paizei na niosoun pono.Den exoun anagh agaph h voithia. Pernane ton xrono tous kai ola sta arxidia tous




Den tha me dikaiologouse tipota an arxiza na feromoun etsi akoma kai an pistevw pws tha eperna to aima mou pisw gia pola,ala mesa mou pragmatika...den tha eniwtha kala... aporw pws niothoun autoi... pou me tosh eukolia kanoun kako ston alo xoris tipseis xoris tipota...kai tha skeutomoun pws kai egw exw ponesei....pws mou exoun anixei pliges se olo mou to swma, giati na to kanw kai egw? O ponos pou eniwsa den tha ginei xara otan paei se alo ena atomo.Kamia fora den xerw ti axizei.... iremia? i ekdikish? padws sigoura den tha ta evaza pote me kapoion pou den me exei enoxlisei...pote!

                                                        

Κυριακή 11 Δεκεμβρίου 2011

MY Old school nintendo ( DHMOTIKO)

Dhmotiko! 
Vromiko, skotino, kai arwsto!!! just hate it . Apo pou na xekinisw? As kanoume enan sexistiko diaxorismo.As xekinisw prwta apo ta agoria. Kamena, xoris endixi veltiosis kath'olh thn diarkia twn 6 xronwn tou dimotikou, pada na paizoun me kartes yu-gi-oh ,kai pokemon !
(kala ton teleuteo xrono mporw na pw oti  paratirisa mia alagh :arxisan na kanoun asteia me sexualika iponoumena kai gelousan mona tous olo to dialima, edaxh giati oxi )
Mia alh tous asxolia htan na paizoun sinexos podosfairo ta dialimata ,ME KAPAKI APO BOUKALI!!!
okay as mhn ta rixnoume ola stous egefalika katestramenous mathites eixame kai xalia kathigitiliki (apagorevotan to podosfero ta dialimata so.... ta paidia epaizan krifa me kapakia)
ala auto einai kati pou tha tekmioriwsw sto telos!
Sunexos ilithies kodres me ta koritsia 
i apla ilithies kodres metaxi tous (to xilo pou epaizan ta agoria sto dimotiko
pada mou xarize authones stigmes geliou kai xaras ,
haha mwre ta sporia
kokkinizan apo to zori tous na katsoun ena bouketo )
Moda ta mixanika molivia gia ta agoria...opws exoun ta likiopeda ta mixanakia kai ta amaxia
sto dimotiko gia na eisai cool apla pare ena mixaniko molivi  me mites 0.5 apo autes pou exoun enan 
pigouino panw? enan kikno ? kati tetio! 
ahahah akoma thimamai atakes " Ta koritsia einai xaza den xeroun apo mixanika molivia"
Ala dax san parea pada ta agoria ta ektimousa pio polu apo ta koritsia
einai 2-3 malakies pou kanane pada (pera apo thn elipsh sevasmou pou exoun gia kathe 
atomo pou tous apefthinei ton logo),opote den exw pola pragmata na kraxw
. 


Pame sta koritsia 

Mikra ,apesia gemato zilia kai kakia , plasmatakia voutigmena se ena pseftiko siropi glikititas 
opou pada sou xamogelane kai mesa sto gemato glitter mialo tous tha skeutode skeutode " pws tha afanisw apo auton ton kosmo  pou mou anikei thn simathitria mou pou dinete unisex " (nai egw imoun auth pou dinotan unisex) .

SIXAMENA PLASMATA
oso ipsos sas lipei tosh kakia sas perisevei :@
i mises thn idate vougiouklaki na oume
kai kathe dialima vgenate ekso kai mas ta prizate
me skines apo to " karotseri " apo to " to agori mou eina mourlia einai trela riko riko rikoko"
"niaou vre gatoula"  "i to alo me ta nautakia" " kai to alo me ton pipi " (Opou h vougiouklaki mas parousiazei transexual sexualikes protimiseis hmm)(profanos kai den thimamai titlous
kai oute exw thn orexi na tous googlarw gia auto epinoisa merikous.(Ostoso axizei na simiwsw pws kathe 
fora pou lamvana meros se tetiou idous theatrika paixnidia pou kaname ta dialimata 
me evazan na kanw i ton prigipa h tin kakia :@ KARIOLES)
Kathe fora ths apokries oles dinosastan prigipises 
diladi borw na pw oti eixe katadisei emetiko...(otan egw dinomoun indiana kai me apokalousate tzigana ,ilithies EXW ONOMA KAI ME LENE POKAHONDAS GAMW TO SPITI SOU).

Oxi edaxi den  lew...argotera sthn 5h, kai 6h dimotikou kanate  thn epanastash sas ,
tis apokries dithikate sexy astinomikines , cowgirls, magises kai ta lipa...
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Transformation : from a princess to a common slut
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~




E.....edaxi
Apories?

Episis pera apo ta mini theatrika pou diorganonan oi psonares gia na tis koitame...
otan den htan arketa ikanopiimenes apo thn prosoxh pou phran mesa sthn hmera evazan ta klamata
gia opiondipote logo etsi oste na strafoun oloi panw apo to kefali ths X psonaras kai na thn parigoroun ,
na tis dinoun tzaba lacta kai na  tis kanoun koplimeda gia to poso wraia einai.
Oi logoi pou tha borouse h X psonara na valei ta klamata einai oi eksis : 
  • h mama den eftiakse zele fraoula xthes eftiaxe zele banana
  • h elenh phre ton protagonistiko rolo pou exw  PADA sto mini theatriko kai egw pira deftero rolo thn misw!!!
  • exasa to album me ta autokolita kai twra i Zaxarenia exei pio pola apo emena
  • APLA KLEW AFISTE ME!
Nai to vrhkes swste paidagwge!
To paidi tha to voulwsei kai tha stamathsei na kanei 
san isteriko an to peis oti :
  •  H mama to agapaei kai oti akoma kai an doulevei olh mera san to skili gia na min tou lipsei tou boulikou tipota,tha tou kanei alo zele me geush fraoula etsi epidi to splaxno ths einai mia stala kakomathimeno
  • Thn epomenh fora tha epemveis esu ( @paidagwgos ) kai tha frodiseis na min parei kaneis thn thesh tou axiolatreftou malakismenou (etsi epidi eipame einai mono mia stala kakomathimeno)
  • Tha pareis 10 autokolita apo ola ta koritsia ths taksis epidi to lew egw... xestikame an ta ala koritsia stenaxorithoun... tha xanaftiaxeis to album sou kai tha exeis pio pola apo oles :D (bravo swste paidagoge)
  • kane ton karagiozh mexri na gelasei kai pes ths poso omorfh einai kai poso sthn kardia ths tin exeis


Agenestata emvria!  sas exoun mathei oti o diaforetikos einai kakos opote ton soutarete
pada thimamai ta dimotikakia  anexartita apo to filo tous den eixan mathei na sevode thn emfanish tou alou, kai ton xtipousan aneleita ekei akoma kai gia thn dikh tous plaka... Merikoi den eixan kan onoma...htan o " xodros" " o moustakalis " o gialakias " " to siderofraxto" (gia ta siderakia) 
"o kodos - i kodh " " to agorokoritso "
" o gay " (opios eixe lepth fonh)
Kathos kai oi mimiseis pou ekanan gia na koroidepsoun ola ta parapanw atoma pou  anefera , kai akoma xirotera atoma me idikes anages opws sindromos down
anapiries , ktlp.
nai akoma kai twra pisteuw oti an sinadousa kapion-kapia apo tous prwin simathites mou xalara
tha thn moutzouna
(ta pio apaisia mou xronia ta perasa ekei kai sto gumnasio)



Daskaloi kai daskales

Aporw an odws I FIMH : "Oloi oi daskaloi-kathigites pernane apo 
psixologika test" alithevei...
Nai file eisai dhmosios ipalilos, den se plironei o kathe goneas xehorista gia to skasmeno tou,
ala ofileis na kaneis swsth diapedagogish...
Den mionoume OUTE XAIDEVOUME AUTAKIA.
Exeis na kaneis me anthrwpines psixes vlito... oxi me maroulia kai laxanakia vrikselwn..
Ta pio aneksitila tou xronia mazi sou tha ta faei... frodise na figei me  arxidia kai oxi xoris i esto ipotithemena arxidia.!
Esu kuria Maria molis kataferes na valeis tin pio kodh fousta pou eixe valei ali daskala  se auto to sxolio 
kai meta milame gia ta kaka protipa twn paidiwn otan esu eisai ena apo ta xirotera , kai vevea paraxenevomaste otan ta koritsia metatrepode se efives tsoules. E  nai eprepe na anatrexoume sta paidika tous xronia kai na thimithoume thn kiria Anna 

thn kiria Sofia 
kai thn kiria Ksenia



Epevale sovarous kanones sto sxolio oxi ilithious kanones 
etsi oste na kokorevese se ala  dimotika oti exeis pitharximeno sxolio, (nai etimothanate dieuthidi pou den exeis parei akoma sidaxi se esena milaw ) , skepsou kati pou tha kaliterepsei thn diapedagwgish twn paidiwn , tous tropous tous , kai thn asfalia tous, auta xrisimevoun .... giati toulaxiston sto diko mou sxoleio oi kanones htan " apagorevode oi xlapatses kai h adalagh autokolitwn metaxi koritsiwn...kai oxi ...gia osous anarotioude den kanw plaka ..AUTOI HTAN I VASIKOI KANONES....

epita...to prwi trwte toulaxiston ena 20lepto mexri na akoustei i apoliti isixia gia na proseuxithite...
kai me tin doudouka xipnate kai ton ipolipo kosmo pou isws den xipnaei thn idia wra me esas
kai ta kakomathimena sas...
thimamai epoxes exetasewn proths gimnasiou opou evelpistousa ta prwina tha vgalw  sto krevati mou na me xipnaei auto : 

1-2
1-2
FOU FOU 
ME AKOUTE?
1-2
1-2
ISIXIA!!!
O ENAS PISW APO TON ALO (to leei gia kamia dekapedaria fores mexri na dei oti oloi einai me mathimatikh akrivia pisw apo ton alo)
(^araxe psile dimotiko exeis oxi stratopedo^)
ANAPSAUSH - PROSOXH(X15)
ISIXIAAAA 
(kamia fora akougete kai ena SKASTE giati eipame panw apo ola epikratei swsth diapedagwgish)
kai meta apo 150 wres pou tha epivaleis sta 6xrona na akousoun esena na proseuxese
tha tous peis na pane epitelous sta stratopeda ekteleshs tous
oops sugnwmh sta tmimata tous!


AXRISTOI OLOI SAS.san ta moutra sas mas kanate :D




Τρίτη 6 Δεκεμβρίου 2011

Vrikolakes ths elladas

Agapitoi gothades nai eseis pou diavazete auth edw thn anartish
 lupamai ilikrina pou tha sas xalasw to skotino onoiro pou plimirize ths kardies sas emmmm ME ALA SKOTINA ONOIRA…

Ala den uparxoun vrikolakes….
Oxi…..
Den uparxoun…Oute o kouklos apo thn tainia pou spammarei aneleita to super katerina se ola ta efiva koritsakia pou  me to zori ta afinoun oi goneis tous na valoun ena lip gloss sto xrwma tou nerou…telospadwn polilogw mou fenete…
Autos o kouklos  nai den uparxei kai den tha iparksei pote
1)      Giati (xonepse to!!!) den uparxoun vampire
2)      DEN UPARXOUN SWSTOI GOMENOI GEGE?
Kai efoson den tha vrethei kanenas Edward pataton na se kanei esena vampire
APODEXOU TO GEGONOS OTI OSO KAI AN TO PROSPATHEIS STILISTIKA DEN THA GINEIS FILE MOU

Vale osous fakous thes
vale oso  sova  se xroma blanco thes
vale osa pseutika dontakia thes..
den kanoun ta rasa ton papa ,o papas kanei ta rasa end of story!!

AKOMA KAI AN DINESE SAN NA VGIKES APO MESEONA (apokalodas to stil sou viktoriano)emena mou thimizeis tis stoles prigipisas pou forousa sto dimotiko tis apokries(prigipisa–magisa)den xerw emena auto to veloute auto mou thimizei … o xartopolemos lipi kai to ska sou sou!



 nomizw pws nai, oi diafores einai elaxistes !


A kai me tis fotografies  sou sto facebook
Tha prepei na niwtheis kai polu vampire otan tis travas  

ala to asteio einai oti se emas dixneis kapws etsi

Episis agapite gotha /agapith gothou…auto pou esi ipostirizeis me toso pathos den einai tipota paramono I diadikomodish tou vampirismou.

Simfwna me artrha pou exw diavasei stis palies epoxes ipirxe mia asthenia opou o anthrwpos eixe ontos evesthith  epidermida sthn ekthesi tou iliou,kai gia kapious logous anagazoudosan na pinoun mia mikrh posotita aimatos apo zwa(ta gnwsta iatrosofia tis epoxhs)…(sthn poria akoustike kiolas kati to opio den pistevw ala eprepe oi gothades na valoun mia dikh tous pinelia sthn istoria oti pinoun kai anthrwpino aima an xriastei).
Vevea autes oi piges den xerw kata poso einai sigouro oti isxioun ala sigoura mou akougete pio pistiko apo to na eisai ena vampire pou ton elefthero xrono perpataei sto tavani kai kanei kavgadakia me likanthropous.Nai  kai an odos itan toso isxira  nomizw pws tha mas ixan gamisei ta pada ola kai den tha krivodousan san dila plasmatakia mias kai ine  immortals.

Kai mhn akousw malakies gia Komh Dracula kai Elizabeth Bathory  oi kai kala gnostoi ematodipasmenoi vrikolakes . Htan apla 2 atoma pou perasan mia diskoli efivia. O enas ekove apla kefalia kai ta paloukwne exw apo to spitaki tou gia diakosmish.Kai h alh ston eleuthero ths xrono meta ton thanato tou  adra ths eperne meros se teletes mauris magias..AKOUSATE POUTHENA GIA AIMA ? hmmm how about no ?Apla oi spooky tales tou super katerina eprepe kapws na alaxei ta gegonota gia na fanoun pio tromaxtika  gia na poulisei..ostoso eginan toso tromaxtika pou apo oso thimamai sto dimotiko ekei pou ta evgaze se kathe teuxos sto gimnasio ta katargisane




Παρασκευή 11 Νοεμβρίου 2011

eat me while i am hot

Kai ekei pou les oti megalwneis kai oti siga siga
matheneis mesa apo tis anapodies ths zwhs .


Sto telos vlepeis oti i idia routina tha se vriskei xana kai xana

toulaxiston  to kalo einai pws pleon o,ti kai na kanw
oso kai na kriftw
oso kai na thelw na to apofigw
den tha stamatsoun pote ta mikra kakovoula gremlin na mou masoulane
tous astragalous me mania mexri na paroun auto pou theloun
na se kanoun na ipakouseis...i na ekdikithoun

tha mou peite oti  h stash mou kai h optikh mou gwnia
dioti den ginete na eimai egw to thima opou ta
 demonisma gremllins kanoun epithesh xoris na dixnoun  
oikto.
Auto pou thelw na tonisw einai oti pera apo ta lathi pou exw kanei
menw pragmatika ekplikth apo thn anagh kai thn dipsa
twn gremlin na mou girisoun ta lathi mou eis triploun.
Pws ginete mia efivh kopelitsa na exei tosh anagh na vlapsei ton alo?
(kai oxi me kraximo kai asovares vlakioules mhlaw gia ta gremlin
pou perpatoun stis mites twn podiwn tous gia na min ta  akouseis
tha entopisoun thn pio megalh sou pligh kai  tha sou rixoun sta krifa
mia akoma apotomh dinati dagonia sto idio simio gia na poneseis
akoma pio polu)
Adunatw na pistepsw pos ena toso mikro plasmataki kouvalaei tosh kakia
mesa tou.




p.s.Gremlin pou molis geftikes  ton astragalo mou mexri to kokalo
ofilw na se enimerwsw , oti oxi den tha parw ekdikish,den tha se
psaxq pote ksana sthn zwh mou gia na sou girisw piso to kako
pou mou ekanes.Ala na,... tixenei na exw : gonoroia
xlamidia,ipatitida a,b,c,d,e,g....
HPV
HIV
AIDS
SARS
kalh sou orexh agapito gremlin
karma is a bitch

Σάββατο 10 Σεπτεμβρίου 2011

Just words.





♥
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
♥




♥
Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun
♥


♥
 Don't let me down.

Nobody ever loved me like she do me,
Ooh she do me, yeah she does.
And if somebody ever really loved me,
Ooh she'd love me, yeah she does.
♥


♥
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing

♥


♥
You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world 
♥

♥
Chiquitita, tell me what’s wrong
You’re enchained by your own sorrow
In your eyes there is no hope for tomorrow
How I hate to see you like this
There is no way you can deny it
I can see that you’re oh so sad, so quiet
♥
♥
You were always sure of yourself
Now I see you’ve broken a feather
I hope we can patch it up together
♥

♥
Chiquitita, you and I know
How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they’re leaving
You’ll be dancing once again and the pain will end
You will have no time for grieving
♥

Chiquitita, you and I cry
But the sun is still in the sky and shining above you
♥

♥
The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That’s her destiny
♥

♥
I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence
Building me a home
Thinking I’d be strong there
But I was a fool
Playing by the rules
♥





Bring my gun and a handful of silver,
By the sea we will gather for the fight,
It's been so many years, so many tears,
We have lost once before,
Now we'll settle the score,
When our cannons will roar - "Revolution!"





Ekthesh tetarths -pempths dhmotikou.
THEMA EKTHESHS : Episkeutikate mia paralia to fthinopwro sthn opoia prin duo mhnes eixate perasei tis kalokairines sas diakopes.Poia sunaisthimata sas dhmiourgithikan apo tis duo  diaforetikes opseis ths thalassas?



Apandhsh :


H alitheia einai oti kai oi thalasses allazoun opsh , ala autes mono ton xeimwna kai to kalokairi.H thalassa to kalokairi einai gemath apo touristes pou kanoun mpanio sto mplavi forema ths, pou merikes fores to lerwnoun , alla h thalassa sigxwrei.Thumwnei otan thn exoun thn exoun lerwsei kai den thn katharizoune.Tote h thalassa tha xtupietai mexri na fugoun ta skoupidia apo panw ths.
 To xeimwna pia ta nera ths einai se galhnh , hrema. Mh vlepete pou kanei fourtounes kai trikumies, einai to xespasma ths luphs ths giati ths lupoume.To vradu otan klaiei to klama ths einai toso gluko pou polles fores mas nanourizei, kai ksevrazei akoma apo to kalokairi ta skoupidia pou tis afisame kai mas thimate.



hahah kai twra paratirw oti se pola themata eixa dikio opws:
"H alitheia einai oti kai oi thalasses allazoun opsh , ala autes mono ton xeimwna kai to kalokairi" 
nai h thalassa alazei opsh mono to kalokairi kai ton xeimwna...enw me ton anthrwpo pote den ksereis ;)

"einai gemath apo touristes pou kanoun mpanio sto mplavi forema ths, pou merikes fores to lerwnoun , alla h thalassa sigxwrei"
den einai san ton anthrwpo na krathsei kakia...ta anthrwpina sinaisthimata einai ta pio fthina.

"Tote h thalassa tha xtupietai mexri na fugoun ta skoupidia apo panw ths." den xtipaei ...xtipietai